Victoria Beckham In A Bra Is Pointless
Well this is a disappointment: Victoria Beckham is wearing a bra. There’s absolutely no need for one. I mean, her torpedo-like breasts do not budge and her razor sharp nipples are able to penetrate through multi-layers of clothing. So basically Victora is pretending to cover up even though it’s impossible! To me that’s just not sexy! Lose the bra will ya!?
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I have to be honest. I’m a little tired of writing about Jessica Simpson’s boobs. In the last 2 weeks, I’ve written about them four times! Now I don’t mind looking at them every single day of the week but there’s only so much you can write! They’re huge! End of story. Now go enjoy the pics!
Ok this is the final straw! It’s time for Jessica Simpson to dump John Mayer once and for all. If I was going out with Jessica, do you think I’d have her dress up like some unshaven 60’s flower child, then take pics of it? Hell no! I would have insisted her Daisy Duke costume was permanently underneath whatever outfit she had one, just in case we ended up on the beach, camera in hand. John Mayer doesn’t deserve to have a body like that, because he lacks vision - vision that I possess. Don’t get me started on the poses I’d have her strike while I snapped away on my trusty camera. Jess can keep kissing him all she wants, but I guarantee that toad will never turn into a prince.
I’m starting to admire Vida Guerra because she’s truly an inspiration to women who are not that pretty but still manage to get into big events. I bet she started off working her way into nightclubs and with perseverance, she earned the respect of bouncers and rap producers everywhere. Now look at her, she’s at the ‘Soul Train Awards’ all glammed up, posing for photographers. Now that’s a success story, even though I’m not quite sure what it is, she does.
First I would like to say that I don’t think much of Vida Guerra. For starters, she’s not that pretty and secondly her ass isn’t as perfect as the Photoshop wizards at FHM want you to believe it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I’m not crazy! I mean, would you give up the opportunity to have a booty like that as your personal pillow? Look at it! The thing has neck support and all. Hmm… but you may wanna double bag the pillow case.
Check out the rest of this photo shoot at FHM.com
It’s a good day when you start seeing celebrities in bikinis again. Even if that celebrity is Mariah Carey. This is good news fellas. Why? Because it’s only April and we got our first glimpse of what to expect in the summer. Let’s just hope it is less Mariah and more Stacy Keibler.
Growing up I used to be a huge Mariah Carey fan. Not of her music but of her hoochie-like appearance of course. Well, here she’s in Italy on some private yacht in a bikini and she still looks fantastic. I mean what is she now? Like 45 years old? Anyway, good for her for keeping that body in shape. It’s always nice to revisit the past on occasion.
Well, this post has a little something for both the boys and girls. Yes, it’s Victoria and David Beckham getting their freak on for W Magazine. I have to say I’m slightly turned on by these photos and I don’t even care that David is in them. The dude is good looking, and I’m comfortable enough with my sexuality to admit that. Besides, if it weren’t for him we wouldn’t get to see Posh sprawled across the hood of a car waiting to get a lube job. Now girls, don’t say I never do anything for you.
I’m not too familiar with Abigail Clancy but she’s British and lately the site has been lacking hot babes from the UK. Sadly, there have been no new pics of Keeley Hazell, Lucy Pinder or Michelle Marsh but guess what fellas? There is a whole slew of hot untapped British models out there that I’ve yet to write about, starting with Abigail Clancy! Anyways, judging from these hot bikini pictures of her, it’s pretty safe to say that Hollywood Tuna will be featuring more pics of her tight little body in the not so distant future. Enjoy!
A few weeks ago, I made you guys a promise that I’d post more pictures of Abigail Clancy. As usual, I deliver. BTW, these aren’t just any photos; these are probably one of the hottest celebrity bikini pictures I’ve ever posted on Hollywood Tuna. I know that’s a pretty bold statement, but I dare you all to go through my bikini category and find me someone that’s hotter. How’s that for a fun challenge?
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