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Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini Pictures

Here’s Brazilian supermodel Alessandra Ambrosio hanging out with her girlfriends on the beach, and giving us all a great view of what she looks like in a bikini. Sure we’ve all seen her half naked in magazines a million times already, but it’s nice to see what she really looks like without any airbrushing, etc. Shockingly enough, she still looks amazing. Actually the fact that she’s so hot is one of the reasons I refuse to date supermodels. Seeing a supermodel naked would make it impossible for me to ever be with a regular girl again. My standards of excellence would be elevated far too high for any normal girl to live up to. So as a favor to all the regular girls out there who would love to get a piece of me, I avoid supermodels. Yes, I’m a real prince among men.

Well after yesterday’s photos of a less than perfect Adriana Lima surfaced, Alessandra Ambrosio was quick to get out in public and show the world that she should be the number one supermodel. Hmm… I think she may have proved her point! She looks fantastic here. OK, I know that there isn’t a rivalry between Adriana and Alessandra, but it would be great for my libido if there was one! Come on girls, a little competition never hurt anyone — and maybe settle it the old fashioned way: nude mud wrestling!







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