Victoria Beckham In A Bra Is Pointless
Well this is a disappointment: Victoria Beckham is wearing a bra. There’s absolutely no need for one. I mean, her torpedo-like breasts do not budge and her razor sharp nipples are able to penetrate through multi-layers of clothing. So basically Victora is pretending to cover up even though it’s impossible! To me that’s just not sexy! Lose the bra will ya!?
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I have to be honest. I’m a little tired of writing about Jessica Simpson’s boobs. In the last 2 weeks, I’ve written about them four times! Now I don’t mind looking at them every single day of the week but there’s only so much you can write! They’re huge! End of story. Now go enjoy the pics!
Ok this is the final straw! It’s time for Jessica Simpson to dump John Mayer once and for all. If I was going out with Jessica, do you think I’d have her dress up like some unshaven 60’s flower child, then take pics of it? Hell no! I would have insisted her Daisy Duke costume was permanently underneath whatever outfit she had one, just in case we ended up on the beach, camera in hand. John Mayer doesn’t deserve to have a body like that, because he lacks vision - vision that I possess. Don’t get me started on the poses I’d have her strike while I snapped away on my trusty camera. Jess can keep kissing him all she wants, but I guarantee that toad will never turn into a prince.
I’m starting to admire Vida Guerra because she’s truly an inspiration to women who are not that pretty but still manage to get into big events. I bet she started off working her way into nightclubs and with perseverance, she earned the respect of bouncers and rap producers everywhere. Now look at her, she’s at the ‘Soul Train Awards’ all glammed up, posing for photographers. Now that’s a success story, even though I’m not quite sure what it is, she does.
First I would like to say that I don’t think much of Vida Guerra. For starters, she’s not that pretty and secondly her ass isn’t as perfect as the Photoshop wizards at FHM want you to believe it is. Now don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed. I’m not crazy! I mean, would you give up the opportunity to have a booty like that as your personal pillow? Look at it! The thing has neck support and all. Hmm… but you may wanna double bag the pillow case.
Check out the rest of this photo shoot at FHM.com
